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What To Do If You Expect Your Child is an Addict

What To Do If You Suspect Your Child Is An Addict If you’re a mom who suspects a family member is addicted to drugs, you may be wondering what to do. There are many treatment plans available for all...

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Updated! Terminal Velocity

She comes into full view from my spot on the gurney and I only know that my parents are going to be so pissed at me. Rebecca, keep your eyes OPEN. Now, open them. No, don’t cry – everything will be...

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One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

Prolly best to listen to while reading this post. Honestly, if you CAN listen to it, you should. It’s an excellent song: Nothing could’ve prepared me. They could’ve told me that I’d been depressed and...

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Cane YOU

Growing up, we always had a spot for canes – or “walking sticks” as my father referred to them as – by the front door. While I’m certain that other people had cane holders like we did, I recall being...

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The Bitch Is Back

Late September, 2015, changed my  life forever. I was standing at the door of my apartment, talking to my friend – and neighbor – Tanya. I can see the moment that altered the course of, well,...

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The Beginning in the End

Hold your nose, ’cause here goes the cold water When I started blogging in the Dark Ages of the Blog, most of the blogs I came across were on LiveJournal, which is sorta like the Facebook of today....

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Sweaty Crotch: Causes and Remedies for Excessive Sweating

According to medical reports, sweating is normal — especially in areas around the crotch. The same medical reports have associated sweating with many medical advantages. It is, however, essential to...

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Way Down We Go

I was eight, sitting at the top of the stairs on the nasty blue carpeting that infested nearly all 70s era houses. I’d been crying all day, my stomach in knots, and I couldn’t formulate any response to...

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Suck You Lents

Recently, I decided to turn the room in which we shoved things into and closed the door before actually looking into my office. I’d been running things (for the Band (which is now up and running!), not...

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…Love The Ones You’re With?

(scene: Saturday night, my house, just after dinner) Nathan (washing dinner plate in the kitchen): *huge, long-winded, gross burp* Me: Blergh, what do you say to that? Amelia (also in kitchen): HIGH...

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